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And what's mad…
Okay. Thank you. All right. Bye.
I love that you don't have to hide anything from me anymore.
And I asked you out on a date.
Bathroom around the corner, if you wanna try it on.
Okay. All right.
[Denise] You still look really good to me, man.
[softly] Yeah.
We can never talk about this ever.
-I was like, "God damn! Shit." -[laughing] Fuck.
Nah, man.
like really laughs, she's got the same laugh.
[Alicia] Uh, I told her I needed a weekend to myself.
[Denise softly] Okay.
And I was like, "Hi, Granny." You know, "How you doin'?"
That's too many questions.
And my Black ass smelling like weed,
and then, somehow, it'd be easier. You know?
-You knew the words, didn't you? -I did.
[Denise] Mmm-hmm.
♪ Back to the here and now Oh, yeah… ♪
[scoffs] I hate having to be a sheep, man.
I felt so bad. I felt so bad about it,
Thank you.
So weird.
"Ma, how come you ain't got no Audi?"
[smacks lips]
…and decided she wanted to get Justin a motorized car as well.
She did cook up a good curry goat, man.
-My only question is… -Yeah?
They're like, "Bitch, if you don't call a Uber…"
Um, yeah, man. In fact, it was about a month ago, actually. Pretty recent.
-Do you still go upstate often? -[smacks lips] Not really.
Then she passed away about a week later.
And I think, like, part of me resented you for that.
-Shit. -Don't laugh. Don't laugh at me right now.
'cause that one the flip definitely don't do.