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Look at this shit here.
You call this number, and this man on the other end is like,
You know, 'cause I was watching you, and you had all these goals,
-[laughing] Yeah. -[chuckles]
I just don't know how you did it by yourself.
You start to go, "Wait. Fuck!"
You know, I miss weird stuff.
Like what?
-Can you hold this for me? -Yeah.
It was like the whole day. I watched your whole wedding.
[Denise] Yeah, now you can.
They pull up. I know they expecting some old woman
[mimicking sheep] Nah.
I just tell 'em where I'm at.
And now, I'm just like everybody else.
-A million. All right? -[laughing] That's horrible.
♪ She found someone that's on her level ♪
-Yeah. -Do you know what I mean?
[laughing] Yeah?
Just gotta… keep searchin' till you find that person
You need some help?
it's called…
And he sticks his head out and says,
-Go ahead. -[gasps]
Yeah, sometimes, neither do I, to be honest.
The new job, like, fucking sucks.
-It's all right, I'm strapped. -[chuckles]
Can I open my eyes?
[Denise] Uh-uh.
No spiraling.
-I like the new logo. -Yeah?
I know how to eat MoonPie.
-from 227. -Well, yeah. Yeah.
I don't know.
[softly] Check it out.
Yeah, they're shit, they're shitty people.
Oh, shit.
[chuckles]
-And it's fucking boring as fuck. I just… -So random.