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I don't wanna hear about the articles !
Remember that.
Pleased to meet you. Let me take your coat.
It's the meat. It's not done enough.
Remember, even Jesus was a Jew.
I read that in a fortune cookie once.
Six minutes later, to the second, watch out.
[ Archie ] ♪ guys like us we had it made ♪
I appreciate your extraordinary faith...
"Clarence the fifth Marshall."
and he always says the same thing.
Hiya, Lionel. You want some rice puddin' ?
Stifle yourself !
Hey, Mr. rabinowitz, where you goin' ?
[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ those were the days ♪
What you meant to call me was, say, Mr. funk or Mr. wagnall, the dictionary people.
Oh, no, daddy. Not that again.
He actually thinks because they're Jewish they're smarter, shrewder.
♪ [ Resumes, finishes ]
"Johnson and Smith. McDonald and shelby.
It looks like a long, long siege ahead.
His own mother wasn't a Jewish lawyer.
Now, please try and show a little class, huh ?
I put ? Small dent ?
[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ mister, we could use a man ♪
Yeah, what about a doctor, daddy ?
It's the wrong image, arch.
uh, Polish sausage is very good.
sister Catherine, sister Jeremy, sister Rosemary--"
Yeah. How do they sound to you ?
you should have such a constitution.