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Every minute they're in your show, we're not making money.
Give me a number-- guess, guess, come on.
You don't know when you're lucky.
You have no idea.
like an old bitch with fat twins.
What-- What the-- What are you doing--
but you wanted to get all fancy and go to the aquarium,
"you will not disparage Donald Trump,
and she should do it because women's breasts drop.
I've been in this business for a million and two years
( crowd laughing )
Yeah, fine, whatever. Okay.
Everybody gets.
Sure.
I got here on--
It's nice hearing that from young comics.
I don't-- I don't remember his name.
I would do great in there. You don't draw a crowd here.
Thank you.
and now they get you free tickets to this
Listen.
Yes, I remember him.
and you did all these other things.
Yeah.
That's not what gets you places in this business,
Do you know how many blow jobs I had to give
What else you want?
Here we go.
That's fine.
Gives the people something to do.
They got me in the shitty lounge.
Hi. Hello.
Pulp?
and keep the money.