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Oh.
I'm not into being punitive.
Forget everything or just OJ?
You were just little.
Folks, why are you giving your mon*** to Donald Trump?
Everything-- My ass--
You want 60 bananas.
that you won't break any of these rules,
"you will not make jokes about gambling,
Yeah, but come on.
If my mother had said to me,
That's what you whine like.
What do you expect?
I am a million years old.
Got any good gossip?
Good, all right. That would be great.
What the...
I'm a woman!
Without a brassiere, I could nurse China from the bedroom.
I'm a mother.
Are you a trust-fund baby that you quit?
so you gotta watch Daddy shit water out of his asshole.
with my kids standing there watching me,
Sorry, we don't have.
I DO I DRAW
Please, drink a big glass of water
I think his name is Sam.
or I'm gonna have to fire you.
Okay.
I woke up six years ago, I said,
you're in the lounge.
Yeah, great.
( sighing )
I'm like that way as a father, too.
How many you want?
Michael?