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I went to confession. I did.
But did you pay attention? No, you did not pay attention.
I've only spoken to her in confession, s0 I'm bound by holy sacrament...
It's not important.
Frankly, Mr. Addison, I think we need to trim a little fat around here.
Wait a second. What are you saying?
-Anybody you like. -Fine. Great.
-I'm talking to a heathen. -I'm not a heathen.
May the Lord be in your heart and on your lips to worthily confess your sins.
This would have never happened in confession, you know.
I don't.
Father?
I'll pay the rest as soon as I can get some sort of job.
My family's back East, most of my friends.
I'm
What?
And I lost my temper at the mailman.
You give bacon a bad name.
Well, that is a woman in love with life.
And I really don't have a good excuse for my behaviour.
When he finds she's off limits, it'll be business as usual.
-...are navel lint. -She can close the blinds.
Father...
Strange, but sex and death are two sides of the same coin.
I've prayed. I can't anymore.
No, kind of through a telescope.
Isn't that what we're supposed to believe?
-Hello? -Hello?
Ogling some secretary like she was a piece of meat in a butcher's window.
That's not what I'm talking about. I mean...
Kind of makes you want to put a lampshade on your head and party.
I know this is a very difficult time for you.
David, you may live in an ethical vacuum...
...and beg for his forgiveness...
...but Father McDonovan is a priest.
-Any guy. -We'll take a survey.
It helped.
Good timing.
...the procreative act, the beast with two backs.
-l don't know. -You don't know.
Before you go casting aspersions about religion...
I don't want to, but I feel I ought to...
So...
...want to marry her.
Put it in the poor box.
I prefer to discuss my thoughts and feelings with a trained professional.
Boy, when you're right, you are right.
Fine, an infidel then.