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Anything can be expressed in binary,
Wow! You sure know a lot of stuff.
Lois, it's horrible. I was cleaning her house all day.
I'd rather be alone Than with someone who doesn't get me
Don't dawdle, Jonas. Play your exercises.
without hearing one of her trademark jingles.
- What are you doing for community service? - I got assigned to Outreach to the Elderly.
- I'm gonna grow a beard. - Peter, you know I hate beards.
family guy brian wallows and peter's swallows
I'm not comfortable talking about this a-melodically.
- Sir, are we ready to order? - Whoa. Hold on a second.
- Me and the boys were just... - Whoa! You're off the meter, Brian.
"Our flashy cellphones make people mumble "Gee whiz"
That's a doctor joke we like to make. We also like Kevin Pollak.
- Yeah! - Everybody shut up!
- Aah! - Aah!
Brian, what happened with your date?
feeding on other people's doo-doos while contributing nothing to society!
from jingle-singer to artist.
Brian, you know I can't do that. I haven't left this house in such a long time.
- What the hell is this? - Delousing powder!
- You could have warned me. - OK. It's gonna burn like hell in 30 seconds.
- Do Doan's Pills! - Sing Gold Bond Medicated Powder!
It's OK. You'll get through this DUl and you'll be a better person for it.
Brian, you're quiet. Is community service not going well?