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God, he's good.
I've had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease.
I'm alive with pleasure now.
A running gag? What's that?
"Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling.
and hope you'll accept this football phone..
Thanks. Let's keep going.
If you never smoke again, I'll give you $7000.
to the tip of his index finger.
Maybe it's a contest. Like "collect all five."
Yeah, right!
I'll meet someone. There'll be other Alans.
It's nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear.
Future boyfriends?
I don't care! I'm weak!
We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball.
what about mody park sure I am in
All right. Tell me something. What happened?
All right. Now take a puff.
- We have to talk. - There it is!
That's funny. Because our parents actually did..
They had horses and rabbits to chase.
I'm sorry.
"We should see other people" means:
When you hold it, you feel right.
And it was..