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Whoa--! Whoa!
You just get another job just like regular people do.
and can you stop shooting hate rays out of your eyes?
Well, I thought I'd like to get back into print journalism.
go to your desks and-- And just write a-- A simple little speech
Well, Matthew, that's--
when we get back to the office.
You changed the words so that now my name's in the song.
Well, my record is, like, eight.
He's just doing this to scare us into,
There, you see? I didn't know you were in print journalism.
and we really, really love you.
Ready for your interview? I guess so.
It sucked. It kicked ass.
about the best day that Mr. James and I
Lisa, just... Thanks.
Now, Mr. James, I don't always approve of your methods.
Well, thank you for having me--
Uh, all right.
Oh, that's just because he's not really retiring.
Hello and welcome
Okay. What about you, Joe? What you gonna do?
I mean, I-- I-- I just promise you
by a drunken cab driver,
See? Shut up.
JIMMY [SOBBING] It's all right. It's okay.
You would do that for me?
Joe? What?
Oh, I wish I had known you were open-minded when we were dating.
May I help you?
That's it? Yeah.
Mm-hm. No. Remember we did that for his 50th birthday party?
I know, sir. I'm really sorry.
five.
The best!