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Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Yeah, that's not a thing. If and when that becomes a thing!
For shit's sake, Mother! How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?
I don't even want the gay back. So you just better sharpen your pencil.
Uh, couple things. One, Ray, thanks for perpetuating the stereotype...
I know it shouldn't be, and it better not be.
Wait a minute, that can't be right.
Oh. Hello?
It's not Algonquin for anything. Noah...
And again, I'm just incredibly sorry.
Archer, the important thing is that we're home.
Lana.
Shut up. But I promised his mother that I would bring him home safely.
Maybe some psychic scarring, yes, but physically I'm...
Noah, seriously, I swear to God, stop.
Because we're in a dungeon.
- He's already a quart low, so...
You got me. Well, that's just super.
What? U.S. Or imperial?
What? We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.
Look, Lana, don't get me wrong, I like your spunk.
How much of my blood does he need? I don't know, 10 gills?
...of the gay man as a collegiate cheerleader.
Hmm. What? Don't listen to him.
- I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again.
Noah, still got four bullets. Oh, God, do you know what "extant" means?
Sterling, are you all right?
Sterling, get your things.