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What's wrong with this picture?
I wanna shelve this baby thing for a while.
It was a surprise. He said the last fewweeks have been special.
I'm serious. We'd have a cute baby, not one that looks like Khrushchev.
Downtown another New Yorker was enjoying her full life.
- Ever been in a cadillac Eldorado? - No.
...for my birthday. I lied to her and said I loved it.
That was my last tampon. Are you packing?
When they're available, their light goes on.
oh, so you're everything-but-girl.
chinese food at 3:00.
MACH'S WIE SAMANTHA
I've only got a million viable eggs left.
And there was charlotte, lying on the street. That's how we met.
That I didn't know or that I cared.
They wake up one day, decide to settle down, and turn their light on.
Maybe I could interest you in vaginal lubrication suppositories?
How exactly would this help us?
a year too late.
Big and I, trapped together on a boat without dates.
- What light? - Men are like cabs.
- When does this boat dock? - Around 10.:00.