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Now, may I give you a piece of advice from myfirst date?
What did I do to deservea wife cool enough
By making an Eeyore sound?
Actually, I'm not so surehow much I trust that Randy guy.
Um, maybe you should check your call history.
Can I?
'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old.
Wait!
Hey, Dad, think fast.
with an infectious lust for life.
You know, none of our best memories
Dad?
Yeah.
Sounds like what we need is a Missouri Compromise.
Yeah, really nice couple,
and deejaying.
Well, it messed them up!
to cushion the blow.
Thanks. Me, too.
Well, then leave it here.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Just gonna turn this off.
Ha ha! It totally broke the ice.
while making outwith her old boyfriend.
They sound like weirdos.No sale.
and somehow, our profile got accidentally reactivated and --
soon to be empty nesters --
Let's -- Let's see if they cansit the rest of us together.
Mmmmmwah.
but they survive, especially when you're around to help.
Haley, you kind of want your kids to get knocked around a little.
Sounds like somebody's nervous
Just dance.You know you love this song.
but I'm talking about psychologicalscars.
the fifth-largest tobacco producer
Well, that is weirdly sweet.
You knew?
I miss him.
or give you a hug, make it all go away.
all those kids you fell in love with
And I-I-I couldn't rely on the joyful environment of Spuds
mention your nameswhile we're making love.