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We get a home equity loan with this deal I bet my parents never heard of...
And sometimes a coach has to plant seeds that are gonna be harvested at a later date.
Congratulations, Happiness Consultant. Oh, my God.
For a lot of women, happiness and great sex are the same.
"Vaguely Pleasant? So It Was Good?"
Oh, baloney. They're not gonna cut sports.
Get what I'm saying?
...and bring something positive into the world at the same time.
The... The shape.
Come on, Brian. Give me a break, man.
Thanks, Mike.
Be normal.
You're very pretty.
You know how much mortgage I pay on this thing? Plus the penalties.
As Yogi Berra used to say:
I've gotta leave. I can't find my shirt. I can't find my underwear.
It's disturbing when I think about how the kids look up to you, Ray.
...emasculating, never-ending and vaguely pleasant.
Terrific. Good cock is hard to find.
- I'm not sure. - I am.
Okay, you're right. You're right.
What's it about then?
Hey, Lenore. Lenore.
All right? That's for tomorrow.
Oh, there's so many people in need and I never give them anything.
I know, it's shocking, right?