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The girl you date who doesn't get The jokes in Caddyshack
I'm looking for Kareem under the hoop. Have you seen him?
Eventually, he got comfortable enough with me to introduce me to his friends.
There we go. I made a swan. Stewie's a good leader.
You didn't Give A Damn
I wonder how many of these swans I can fit in my bum.
I want you to hear my presidential address for St. Rupert's Day.
That was Lost In Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson.
Sorry, you look sort of like someone from...
Uh...
My plan for world domination is about to come to fruition.
What is it? What did you do? You almost shot me you son of a bitch!
Hey, you asleep yet?
- "Neither is your mother's ass." - Neither is your mother's ass.
I've enjoyed the time we've had as a family.
- Say, "I bet you can't get a boner." - I bet you can't get a boner.
Uh-oh.
- Joe, I think you're cool. - Well, thank you, Brian.
You forget, I'm the one holding the gun, Brian.
You know, it's remarks like that that started the Holocaust,
I don't know, man. I think you piss a lot of people off that way.
- Yeah, he's been doing that for years. - Sick bastard.
I... No. No, I have no money.