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He's here somewhere.
It's not that people didn't care enough to get it right.
Thanks, everybody, for a great Chinese New Year.
I don't have a joke.
Oh, kind of like how you don't want to shower
I have three trees in my yard that are really flourishing.
At least I don't have to cook.
Read the back.
"Eddie, I Overslept! Get Up, Get Up!"
Happy New Year!
and I'm gonna slide right into...
And look, no lines.
♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
They're having a Chinese New Year's party,
What does she like?
They're not gonna send cash in the mail.
It's real!
Mm...
This one means "understanding."
Oh, it is.
And honey brought all the lanterns.
Are you traveling with any hazardous materials?
Just when you think you've micro-managed everything.
What is that? Like a party game?
Yeah, one other Chinese guy in Orlando, and he's deaf.
They spent all day rehearsing.
We won't be coming to D.C. for new year's.
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2:00 P.M. yesterday.
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Yes, even five last-minute tickets are too expensive.
how American and Chinese dogs speak differently?
I don't care what kind of people are here.
Whatever our motivation,
They're from Janet Jackson's "If" video.
And why lions?
♪ What if God was one of us? ♪
Well, maybe we could find something like that here.