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I thought it was me.
Now, I do take personal checks, but I prefer cash.
Every time you fell, you got right back up again.
But have it dry cleaned first.
See? I told you it would make you feel better.
Dominate the floor! Pirates make that score!
No, not my soundboard!
That, sir, was the sweet and sour sound of $50 going in my pocket.
And I think you know what I'm talking about.
I wouldn't do that.
'Cause I'd Pumping Up the Party now
Well, it looks like I have 16 feet for a new personal best.
Plumbers make $80 an hour? I'll do it for $50.
Look, just stay on the sidelines and watch the pretty cheerleaders.
I know what you mean.
Why would you go back out if I'm not here?
Man, I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow with super Spidey powers.
Hi, Dad, is the sink still clogged?
Wait a minute.
Anyway, yay, team!
Oh, yeah, that's right, you run from Pirate Pete!
What illusion? I'm a pirate on a pink tricycle.
Get a tetanus shot and buck up, little camper.
but we can find something else we can do together. Come on.
'Cause I'm pumping up the party now
Argh?
We're number one, not number two.
It's really you but no one ever discovers
I am so glad you talked me into this, it's a blast.
I mean, I don't know what to do. I'm not having any fun.
First, what the heckie is a "herkie"?
- Shove off, matey! Hey, stop it, I...
A mascot never takes off her head, it ruins the illusion.
We're gonna beat the "whoops" out of you!
Come on, it's not that bad!
- Show me what you got. - Okay.
Thanks, Dad. I'm gonna go take a shower.