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[screaming]
Derek, honey, you have some special visitors.
Thank you! Thank you very much.
No, I'm alive. I hid big skillet under tunic.
[Archdruidess clears throat]
There's no other explanation. Bean possesses powerful magic.
[crowd gasping]
Oh! I love you so much more than New Daddy.
[Bean] Yikes.
I won't say that doesn't hurt.
Terrific.
It's Odval! Odval killed Pendergast.
Don't be afraid. Here, you want something to eat?
Yeah, probably, but please stop making eye contact in the meantime.
And finally, I promise never to use a fly swatter, even in anger,
were designed to cut off cognitive thinking.
I don't belong in the castle. I don't belong with the common folk.
and free-thinkers and masturbators. Ugh.
[joyful music playing]
Each of us has a specialty.
Sagatha, will you give me your hand in marriage?
To celebrate a truly bizarre whirlwind romance--
Oh, Turbish! Turbish, are you dead?
Come on, guys, we gotta find that gun fast.
-You two stay here and guard the body. -Yes, ma'am.
I promise.
Hey, Derek, down here.
This means so much to whoever I am.
[Bean] Done. Gun hidden.
That's what happens when you ask a bonfire to do an ax's job.
Oh. Okay, you know what? Kissy was right.
False bottom in the bathtub where Bean makes her bathtub gin.
[continues yelping]
who brings you soup when you're sick, and ice cream when you're lazy,
Prayer games are over.
We'll teach you how to be a big, manly marshmallow.
What a sick bastard.
He can't handle what I got. It's incurable.
Now, everyone bow their heads in prayer.
Not so fast! Caught you!
Oh, help me. Help me, I need help.
that all the babies in Dreamland memorized.