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you guessed it, Oona!
And Old Daddy, you're back home.
and I'm gonna find out who.
Are you kidding? I'm so out of his league!
[announcer] Now arriving on his cute little pony,
My hand? Wha…
[animals cheering]
[sighs] Now these boots were made for thinking.
but I got my hands full with your sister.
-Why, you got any money? -Well, not anymore.
Who did that?
"Elfo, Luci, and last but not least, Old Man Touchy,
I've always wanted teeny tiny grandchildren!
[both exclaiming]
No, wait, wait, wait. That's not it. That's not it.
and laugh and laugh.
Oh, sorry. I forget to take off price tag.
-Oh, nothing. Just Elfo's a little jerk. -You're a little jerk.
Thanks to you, Sagatha.
[Luci] Whoops.
And never eat at the strip clubs.
Ah, I've married worse.
Free drinks in the courtyard, ya boozebags!
Someone must have helped those troublemakers escape death,
We'll never know.
on the condition that you promise you will never touch again."
[mouse imitating siren]
Oh, I'll tell you how I'm feelin'.
Now, start cheerin'!
Not since he told us to meet up with him to help Zøg. Remember?
[sighs]
Guess you ain't king of the crates no more, huh?
Yeah, well, this one shot Pendergast. With a gun.
I just lost everything in a card game except my pants.
Hey, Detective Dumbass, have you checked his locker?
former Queen of Dreamland, now Pirate Queen of the Seventeen Seas,
[Mertz's mother] Are you sure?
it's as if the killer planned it that way, you know?
Hey, girl.
You pardoned me for that. No backsies.
Or disgust.
Dad, what's wrong with you?