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[Screams]
[Screams] My screenplay!
to avoid, you know...
Ladies...
- How? - Because it's always you.
If that's what you call trolling for mall ass, then yeah.
It's not like somebody poos their pants for no reason.
Say, Newbie, I, uh, I gotta hand it to you.
I need sex
[J.D.] After four years,
I was in the mall hanging out at Brookstone
and some kid asked me if I was lost.
[J.D.] Since my scooter was in the shop, I didn't know how I'd get to work,
Guys, Mr. Jenkins spent all night without being treated.
Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.
Gotta get Mrs. Wilk back.
and tell him or her you're mine this weekend.
- [Groans] - Help has arrived! Help has arrived.
[J.D.] Cursing out an innocent orderly over a stolen physical therapy tub...
How do you explain that?
Around here, everyone has some sort of morning ritual.
Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs. Wilk.
- She pawned him off. - I've called a surgical consult.
Jambalaya!
Mmmm Hit me harder dady
I expect you to work your butts off for him.
Try and get in here in that thing, I'll give you a four-story atomic wedgie.
Who the hell put tiny wheels on my shoes?
# Not gonna happ...