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Feeding Time!
I had to tell an old lady she's dying. You?
I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys.
And, sometimes, "I'm sorry" can mean your services are no longer needed.
I actually love this
Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs. Wilk, last night?
Why is my husband being discharged?
- Must've grabbed the wrong card. - Newbie...
[J.D.] Vampire doctors? How did he hear about my screenplay?
Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race...
Sex Sex
and smells like an obese man's two-sie.
I have no idea what's wrong, so I have to do exploratory surgery.
- How's it going today? - Crappy.
your only reason for getting out of that lacy, over-pillowed,
- Just never do it. - Really?
Turk, come on!
[Crashing]
I gotta go.
That's how you light a fire under their butts. Some inspiration!
for some homemade jambalaya.
[J.D.] I always wondered what exploratory surgery was like.
Probably not.
You're 78, sir.
That is an awesome ending!
- How did you get them to come down? - Fear.
They knew the risks.
[J.D.] In a hospital, even the best of moods
OK. Elliot turfed this chronic pain patient to me.
# Not gonna happen! No, not gonna happen!
And he didn't find anything. And I am a great doctor...
Hold the phone! Look!