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And there's a couple new places on Halstead you might dig.
I'm a tri-racial cisgendered girl-fag.
Hey Cynder What Are You Watching? - Hellrasier 3 Hell On Earth
I'll tell you what... From now on,
Okay, see, yeah.
at Turow Elementary,
- Nice to meet you. - I'll show you around.
We'll invent bullshit drink names for the booze
I don't need to be kept. I'm a strong woman.
We didn't expect our unit to get stolen.
Fingers off the device, sir. Now.
You're... you're a chick?
Hey.
We weren't thinking straight.
Addicts and thieves
- He sold Lana. - Not till puberty.
And I was getting paid for it.
Ugh!
See you inside.
Donut Prince is hiring.
I'm not doing it to you.
Can you lend me, like, six cases of beer
Are my spouses ready for punishment?
Ooh. Your next hit-it-and-quit-it?
Well, two hours and 20 quarters later,
And I just love fried dough,
They're gonna start the demolition at midnight.
You learn how to be a man.
Anything serious?
Move on.
Isn't that for getting, like, passports or something?
Yeah. Damn straight. I am a kick-ass nurturer.
for the eight millionth time
Nearly burst into tears.
Work in the IT Department at Macy's.
Thank God! Oh, you...
And we can dress like flappers and Mob guys.
Okay, so...
Kind of. Yeah.
Uh, it's been a while. It's nice to get out.
You're always gonna want to go ahead and use purified water.
No, I was jumping a fence.
or do I have to do it for you?
Snagged you an application.
And we fight dirty.
Uh, no. It's... it's real sports, but fake teams.
He's good to you and babies.
Days? Nights? Weekends? I need someone flexible.
we take the food off the knife
I got to take Liam to day care,
Just add it to my tab.
from places where fantasy sports are illegal
Yeah, and if customers get pissed, ask them what they want
You want to destroy shit,
but I draw the line at white supremacy.
Uh, vodka soda, yeah?
Damn, baby. I hate to say this,
We didn't say that that was okay.
Ah, good point. I can do that.
- Hi. - Hey.
Sorry. It's just...
Also, I am drunk.
Fiona's gonna kick me out unless I can pull my weight.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
You got to get on that.
I'm curious how you figured
Ignore her.
Make him trot.
Wow.
♪ That you speak of? ♪
I need to borrow your printer.
So you don't have a dick?
I sure as shit hope so.
Hot enough for you?
talking like they give a shit.
He makes money for your bar and watches kids.
In America,
I have job. I am kept woman.