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They're chillin'.
No, no, no. It's all right.
I'm right behind you.
- He's gonna sell them. - He's not gonna sell them.
Uh, chomping at the bit, ain't you?
Damn.
I'm gonna need you to sign this NDA.
Converted coal plant.
Yeah, she's my wife.
and keep it off the menu.
I got a hair trigger for this shit.
you knew that you were hooking me up with a shady business?
you haven't offered a job to?
Well, where is it?
Is it a crime to rip people off
You still drunk?
But you're the manager. You can do whatever you want.
You've been texting that college boy all week.
Not all of them. One of them.
but you make one fine-looking horsie.
Is that why Debbie needs a job?
Because nobody gives a shit.
Look, I was a banger like you
You want me to go upstairs?
But then they're like, "Ew. Homeless people."
Make it a little grungy.
♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
You want good life?
Hey. How's it going, man?
And the mosquitoes!
You've been promoted.
We have security cameras everywhere.
take selfies.
- Morning. - Hey. Morning.
Idiot.
and teen boys who suck cock for a living.
That, and I don't like the way he looks at them.
Okay. More importantly,
Hey, Debs, you're late!
Yes. They rented a bulldozer.
Yeah.
You are so unbelievably cool with those rancid drunk guys.
Can't get together your share by then,
Speaking Russian
Exactly.
Sounds like a lot of work.
and they're taking it back.
This is so unfair. Lip?
no criminal record, positive attitude.
And I'm sorry we called the cops on your daddy.
and just stick them anyplace you see dirt.
No. I feel pissed.
Mind your fucking business.
Come in when I tell you to? I'd be your boss.
Howdy, neighbor.
Hey. I'm Rabbit.
Oh, my goodness. I missed you.
Email it to me by tomorrow.
Where am I supposed to go?
Yeah. He's working on something for bar, to help.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Lesbians are traditionally angry
We're not dating. We just hit it every now and then.
from the LGBTQIA center.