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And I'm not gonna lie, ma'am,
New Selina Now.
Mom, Mom, stop. OK?
Maybe.
- an effective method... - OK, off.
- Me too! - When do we roll that out?
It would be my honor to attend.
You did it, ma'am.
deserve more from the next president
had a heart attack a couple of years ago?
how do you explain the accusations
She's running for president?
Andrew! I see Monnie got a new paint job.
with this whimpering and whining from you
- African American nation. - Of Niger.
Oh. No.
- Oh. That makes sense. - Yeah.
Oh, wow! What a crowd! Hi!
including Tom James and Kemi.
than a bunch of politics-as-usual mud-slinging.
There's no way her college loan plan
- or turned on. - Eww.
none of which you've returned, which is why
What?! Mike's entire life savings?
Teddy, look. It's shitting in my mouth.
Here we go.
or like "This guy and his husband are gay."
with more of the presidential debate
- Damn it. - Wait. Who are you calling? No. Don't tell my mom.
- Hi, guys! - Morning.
We have got a bit of a problem.
and protest your husband whacking it to your daughter's seventh grade yearbook.
She is an actual murderer?!
This was a minor prostate procedure....
- I'm sorry, Richard. - Oh, my God.
Not bad.
- What am I thinking? - No, no, no, no.
Although if there is a tape,
- No, get the big one. - Oh, yeah.
Um... mentally retarded?
- Ugh. Retail. - Eat a few corn dogs...
I'd rather eat a food-shaped dick.
Jesus, Clark, you're standing right next to the guy.
Fine. Stupid handshakes, opening statement,
- Is that a mayor as well? - That's just a cat.
Not even really showing.
Can I just sign the consent form?
And now let me hear you! Whose time is it?
and I think we're all getting pretty tired
- Yes. - Great.
How are we going to RU486 Kemi's campaign?
I think it's time to start talking about