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- Oh, no comment. - Uh, no. Comment.
- Congressman Ryan. - Bring it on, Brie.
- Thank you. - All right.
and I have heard her many, many explanations
used the Meyer Fund to defraud millions of dollars
of these cheap personal attacks.
One voter at a time, Teddy.
We should probably send someone to the funeral.
- But Jonah, there were two of them. - I know.
- Teddy, look. - What am I doing?
in which, yes, I was in a car accident
Oh, boy.
Madam President, I have been trying repeatedly
Wow. All right.
I guess we shouldn't be surprised at this kind of underhandedness
that I'm dangerously unskilled.
Oh, no, that's bad news too. It's stacked parking.
I think it would be really good for Ellen
But don't you have to be a dog?
in a "non-negative" pledge.
- Drugs. - Lesbianism.
I need a minute, I just need one minute.
If you don't win,
had the same meaning?
Outsider's insider. Make sure to vote.
the issues that affect real Americans.
the same form of the hurtful word?
Madam President, I do believe that we are
featuring candidates polling between 5%
Hi, Mom! Don't tell me. Are these all of your children?
And not just because there was a camera.
Well, why did you morons let me do that?
Congressman has a very busy schedule, thank you.
She won?
He's my ex-husband, Mike,
I think that the American people
You've got chocolate all over your face like a child,
No, that's not him.
I would if I could.
Because of my court-ordered chemical castration.
- OK. - There you go.
Just covered it up!
Winner.
Oh, yeah? You got any of those darts they use on rampaging circus animals?
- Hey! - Wonderful job.
- Um, what? - Excuse me?
Local 74. Iowa Asbestos Workers.
and my old boss's ex-husband
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