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Joke's on them, because you can't sue the president.
- I like these guys. - OK, so,
is that she would like me to tell you
I want to challenge our notions of economic justice.
I'm sorry, who is this man?
- Man up! Man up! Man up... - Get out of my way.
It's Teddy, yeah. I'm calling in the favor.
Senator James,
What is up with the Clubfoot Cunt-tessa?
What's most important is,
- may I say whoooaaa! - Thank you, Greg.
- Ma'am. - Hm?
any thought to that thing that we talked about?
I'm Brie Ramachandran-Shulhoff.
- Yes, it's right here. - All right.
- Whose time is it? - Our time!
Well, you had a heart attack.
And we're clear.
because my schedule just got scraped clean.
And coming into town to buy Sudafed.
Because that's when the gloves... come off.
uh, thank you to Date Rape University,
- and not in your mouth. - Exactly.
Begging your pardon, ma'am,
How would you like the chance
Did you know that President Meyer
that math was created by Muslims.
Hey, Teddy. Teddy, check this out.
Welcome back to tonight's debate
A good union or, like, teachers?
Yeah. Trying to screw me out of the presidency,
Block and tackle retail politics.
- Yes! - Yes!
I'll pull out and cum on your back."
Did you not hear what he was saying?
- This isn't Nebraska. - Richard.
- You do? - How do you feel about Governor Calhoun accusing you
they stopped calling me "Old Guy." Now I'm "Hat Guy."
No. My pediatrician ran the tests.
Frozen maxi-pads soaked in comfrey extract.
- That was my major. - OK.
to fix our failing public education system?
- Ma'am. - Not yet.
to make sure that not only are they understood,
- Ex-husband, in fact. - Whatever he is.
Father-in-law!
Aaah! Uhh!
Well, there you go.
He's pretending the potato is pooping in his mouth.
Madam President! Guess your age? Guess your weight?
It might be a great time to introduce