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Buzzfeed rented this house for all their reporters.
Oh.
Debate prep.
I'm actually a little embarrassed. I mean, two jobs is no big deal.
Yeah, well, somebody sneezed on our campaign,
we work with high profile clients like yourself
and man the fuck up!
- I'm sorry, Mom. - Back in two minutes.
What? What... Oh.
were no accident.
- first question. - Madam President,
- Have fun, baby. - Hey, Fat Guy.
Sorry to keep you waiting. Come on in.
to help lead a divisive,
Only one talking point, but they do stick to it.
Yeah. Let's talk about
- I'd like to hop in, and just... - Selina: Which is...
if we adopted another baby from China.
We want you to put your best foot forward
like Kemi's boyfriend's guts all over the pavement!
So we're talking about, what, $6?
- Step. - She's his step-sister.
Please head back to the stage.
But I can't use it,
Yeah, not really. Can I get another bagel?
- Um, I... - And as far as both of your medical issues go,
that Senator Talbot here accidentally murdered her boyfriend
Ohh! Darn it.
Last thing I need is my picture being taken
The term "Fonzie scheme" is referenced.
Where is that Fatty McFatty hiding today?
And this must be Mrs. Ryan.
- They don't know what that word is. - Good point.
Psyche.
Who came up with that?
and ever since the Felix Wade piece,
OK, I don't know if I should be sad
But when I debate my fellow candidates in the debate this Saturday,
It's like "Flowers for Algernon."
who built the ladder
at this point.
You want me to go back on your word.
I would like to schedule an appointment. It's for an abortion.
- And I'm not! - I gotta go help Ellen with her Mandarin.
And all of you are on it!
My God! I have had it
I have the "New York Times" interviewing him about running the campaign.
Of course, Judge.
Oh... OK. We're gonna take a quick five, guys.
The new mayor of Lurlene.
"It's time to finish the unfinished business
I didn't have to remind everyone I was a woman every ten seconds
and you are technically correct.
I didn't mean like gay gay
Unless you plan on fucking her again while she's passed out.
- Did you say... I'm sorry, did you say something? OK. - No, you're good. No, no.
about some of the surgical risks involved.
Again, I thought we both understood I was lying.
People come up to me, they say,