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Where they don't have telephones to ever call my mother again ever?
Pig!
You will not. Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about.
I got it.
How about now? It's gone. I'm all ears.
Nothing, just didn't know they sold those to men.
Oh! Oh, my God. Listen, Burt didn't write the note. I did.
Speedboats, not airboats.
...you'll wake up in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name!
You keep dating my mother, yeah, got it.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing Orbital Cannon
And if I let you up, are you gonna do anything stupid?
A spark of recognition in his eyes. Know what he's looking at?
Obviously we’re going wait for her. She’s the hot one !
Why are you torturing her like that?
Because if you don't kill me and I get loose...
Elaborate voice-mail hoax-
Then here's what's gonna happen. You'll drink your Pimm's Cup--
You have to not date my mother. Can't do it.
Duck!
Then we slip into my new hot tub and see where the evening takes us.
Oh, my God. Okay, first of all--
But the co-op board was like, "But what'll we do with the garbage?"
ARCHER: Hello? Oh, man. Hold on. Sterling? Sterling, dear, it's me.
Just tape them up.
She has hopes and dreams and fears and needs.
You only see your mother as your mother. But she's also a person.
Ob
For just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is.
...bet. Goddamn it.
No, no, I'm not.
You're not my supervisor!
Kick-ass! Stupid villains!
And I for one would be delighted.