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Time on our hands.
[sarcastically] Oh, great. Look what you did. A diplomatic incident.
What have they done to you my poor, sweet, brave, beautiful Elfo?
Sire?
Uh, guys, I'm a bloodthirsty pirate now, so I don't care about nothing.
-Gullibility? -Gullibility?
-[grunts] -Ow!
Come on, Bean. All the cool kids are doing it.
Mostly just larvae.
-Is, you baby blue goddess. -Hop on!
Uh, it was a long time ago.
Yeah. Dad?
And then when they're done with us, they chuck us in the ocean.
Bean, Elfo, you know what to do.
[grunting]
I don't know. I can't read.
Isn't it their stuff?
Turn her head.
[gasps] Elfo!
Dad, we have to atone for what our ancestors did.
[quietly] I'm hiding from the enemy.
-Cross! -[groans]
That's going to be hard.
Oh, God.
-And this castle? -Is our home.
We moved in ages ago.
That's my third wife, Rashi. But, yes.