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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- [Groans] Oh. - [Horn Tooting]
In your face, space coyote!
A machine? Earl's a machine?
Look. Just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
Look at all them
(LOUD BELCH)
- Carl? - I'd say acquaintance.
'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo.
[Gasping]
To make yourself complete, you must find your soul mate.
I think I'm gonna be leaving now.
[Grunting]
Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments." [Chuckles]
Less artsy, more fartsy!
Two and a half tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
But something's a little off.
Hi, Homer. Find your soul mate.
Wait, mister. You're drinking a candle.
- Hey! [Recites Lyric] - [All Reciting Lyric]
(GROANING)
Aye. Port.
WORKPLACE SLACK
This is 'cause I kicked you, isn't it?
I've added an extra ingredient just for you.
Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers.
like the one on the waffle iron.
[Breathing Heavily]
Thank you for your concern, Helen. Homer isn't drinking. Not today. Thank you for your concern, Helen. Homer isn't drinking. Not today.
because I didn't come home last night.
Homer Simpson
Look at all them Hot Run Lots