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I was gonna leave Todd in the desert. Is that what you want to hear?
If Care Bear is not here with me?
Gary. You came.
We're all sitting around the campfire. And Gail's playing her accordion.
- Yeah, he told me so this morning. - That's not a backup, bro.
Good. Don't come back.
MELISSA: (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Todd, come on.
- Uh, so that's proof. - Tandy, stop.
(WHEEZES)
- Back me up here, Todd. - Okay, you know what? That's enough.
I feel like you're making a big mistake here.
It's an open condom wrapper
(GRUNTS)
MALE ASTRONAUT: (OVER RADIO) Houston, do you read?
- Oh, so you're serious. - Get out of here.
Because Phil, the hero of the moment,
There is no Tandy here.
(ACCORDION PLAYING)
PHIL: What? CAROL: Please put on your seatbelt.
We're done, Melissa. I dump you.
You're just gonna leave me out here?
- I'm gonna try. - So the plugs will work again?
Sure.
Phil. How can you say that?
She's classless and annoying and uptight and stupid
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Well, Carol, I'm getting at this.
I'm gonna tell you one last time.
You go. You go.