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Susie! Hey, I got a weird one.
I have made a lot of mistakes
which means the cemetery people have to cut the grass
- How long is she gonna take? - Shh!
I saw your show. It's great stuff.
they think you deserve that also.
Give me this.
- Pick a card. - I am not picking a card.
which is a dream gig because,
I...
And now my mother-in-law is trimming his beard, so if...
♪ Other girls have the same these, them and those ♪
I was ready, I was ready ♪
Wonderful stuff ♪♪
If you say, uh, "motel," semantics, that's out.
What do I do with this?
...care of Dinah Rutledge.
and he turns into a ten-year-old girl
- That, we celebrate. - Thank you, Pop.
♪ But they always manage to stay in their clothes ♪
Kids are still here, aren't they?
I know about... the situation.
Think and laugh, sure, but laugh.
- You're the best, Lenny! - All right, all right.
- I told you my father-in-law is... - Yes, I know.
Aren't you on the other phone?
owner of Maisel and Roth.
"No, she can't work for that.
- Dody? - Yes, Abe?
is gonna be rich and famous and very, very happy."
I practiced, I practiced ♪
"He didn't do any bits?"
I'd like to add his initial ♪
- Ah, ah, ah, ah. - Rose.
We should figure out how it's gonna work.
♪ You don't need a halo or wings...
Yep. He died in '32.
Just a minute. I need to talk to Joely.
These guys aren't pals with people without a catch.
We're being raided!
in addition to him being one of the nicest men in the world,
where can you go at 4:00 in the morning?
Nice tie, Leonard.
Hello?
you're unmarried, you're white, you're an attractive man.
to the sick elements in our society
I did for you ♪
uh, maybe the people who own this place
Just stay with Shirley and don't speak.
Someone called a while ago, said you needed to get
Mickey Mouse, a known anti-Semite,
- You still sound mad. - Lenny, please.
It's very exciting.
The people around me never wanted you to stop.
My sister's out in the car, and, uh...
Joel, she has a $20 buy-in.
Anyhow, before we got him back,
I want you to know I heard you.
How what's gonna work?
Joel...
And... you did not have to, but you did, and...
about a man who recently died.
No one's grading you, Abe.
And we'll come out on top ♪
We'll be right back.
Okay. Now, number two fantasy is that, uh--
- Boise. - I can see myself in the toilet bowls.
I'm a little lamb ♪
Lenny, you were insanely great tonight.
I change my tune ♪
All is well.
Great system we got here.
♪ As I'm staring at the ceiling ♪
repeating the 1955 World Series lineup over and over again.
and empty the vases once a week.
It's hard seeing the men in your life scared.
Does it matter? Will it change anything?
That gypsy fortune teller speak to somebody upstairs
I'll read the grease-stained copy at the library.
In June ♪
If you wanted to keep Esther from running off,
- We got to move. - Cops! - Oh, my God.
For this lost lamb? ♪
This is amazing.
Someday soon.
To one who'd watch ♪
I need you to look me in the eye first and promise
- Susie. - Yep.
"Yeah. I'll help you assemble it."
- I don't smell coffee. - Bye.
What favor? You have nothing to give guys who want a favor.
You stay in the car."
Well, don't you forget that I'm a comic, too.
Ma.
Should I go tell your mother it was my fault?
There's no debate. He does.
I know her boss, Gil. He paints houses for us.
It...
You are more important than God.
a bunch of bullshit, and then they leave
I don't know. Uh, Abraham?
Do you understand that this is a business?
♪ Bring me a ring, for I'm longing to be ♪
Oops.
Hey. You see this?
In July, far, far I fly ♪
Ah! Ha! There she is.