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Well, I can believe my wife did it.
'cause you've never planned one of these--
to my beautiful wife Ah.
Nothing. I just want to be close to you.
So just, look-- sit back and relax.
Okay?
These two already said they're coming.
Cancel it.
What are you doing?
So you replaced us? Yeah.
to get a nail out of your hand.
to be on what he called a...
we just say, "Not now, I'm busy."
I got the private, no carpet. Oh.
Look, if you pick up that phone,
I take you to urgent care once a week
What?! So neither of you are coming?
How can you be so far behind?
He got all excited and said, "Don Burns? The Don Burns?"
they don't even know each other. See? I planned that,
but everyone's cool with it.
Good call not wasting all your words on the ride home.
You guys have to come.
and her birthday snuck up on me. I've made some mistakes.
Are you sure you can pull this off?
(both chuckle)
Well, fill it to the brim,
He thought that raccoon was a cat. Remember? Huh?
Well, I can't say I'm sad it's over.
every birthday in my 40s.
from a grocery store
I heard knocking.