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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Ah. -There are two bedrooms back here.
You work here four years, you bring people in, we'll talk.
Well, all right. But before we leave,
This column is the money we will have
coming from a little, yellow light source,
♪ Will allow ♪
No! Put that back. You should not be looking through that.
Well, if you can tell me where I'm gonna live,
Oh. I don't know.
MIDGE: Morning. I'm so happy
even if you did, it doesn't matter.
some chairs, right over here your piano.
Before 1:00. That's when he goes to temple.
If he couldn't say to some unwitting female,
-in this apartment. -I know...
You're a Maisel.
-Why are you angry? -I'm not angry.
But I-I don't sing.
Immensely.
Yes, it's very nice.
STEVE: Who's next for you?
-(laughter) -But men, those over there, and men in general,
Rosie.
-Thank God. -Imogene, what are you doing here?
Not forever. Understand?
I'm getting a drink.
Look at my dress. It's all wrinkled and stained.
A real loan from a bank.
♪ How are ya fixed for stars? ♪
but I will see you tomorrow in exercise class?
♪ To their final reward... ♪
-(scattered laughter) -Here.
Hey, the best is yet to come. The show is not over.
What did Mommy make?
♪ And I think to myself ♪
Thank you, Andy. He'll be back in a little bit.
used Rose's pink soap.
We have to talk about the factory.
♪ The butcher, the baker ♪
And Stan...
You'll have the kids. You won't have your parents
-You were rushing last week. -I know. I'll remember.
♪ That extra bow ♪
Remember to wait for the laughs completely.
but fourth is so much better.
The "before" picture in a Charles Atlas
He heard about our trip to France
-(laughs): Wouldn't that be a scandal? -Hmm.
you agreed to stay here while my parents are gone.
SMITH: ♪ How are ya fixed for memories? ♪
Mrs. My-zell.
The master, ladies and gentlemen.
and there's no way he's leaving without doing his thing.
The crowd is warmed up but not worn out.
What are you doing here, anyway, huh?
♪ We could make us a few tonight ♪
(water running)
-Let him hear it. -(cheers and applause)
SHIRLEY: Oh, this coffee is delicious!
Oh, th-that's, uh...
and her apartment is getting fumigated.
Next thing I know, I got loans,
-Oh, do you read? -Occasionally.
-What am I looking for? -Material.
I have never in my life been...
"I got a gig downtown in an hour," he'd have to say,
You need a new repairman.
the short... brunette...
SINATRA: ♪ For someone to just go ♪
Though I will miss the boys, but we'll just have to get used to
Eight minutes. Eight minutes. Eight minutes?
JOEL: I-I like the molding,
Miriam, will you be home for dinner?
(applause)
What classes what?
-But longer than I had intended to. -No.
Comedy is fueled by oppression,
♪ They smile ♪
Because I need to talk to you.
for four straight hours.
-You're a wonderful man. -You're a terrible cook.
I'm fine going back to my apartment.
-Who? -The muffin.
I'm firing him today. Along with Pete,
Birds? Violin? Wait-- singer.
My friend Archie, I kind of hung him out to dry when I quit.
Benny's gone. Left six months ago.
because there's-there's no way a comb could fix this.
-Put your hand down. -Slight change.