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[imitating her mother]: Never. I need job for divorce my husband.
Thank you.
Hey, Mom.
I wish you were here to celebrate, exclamation point.
What are you gonna tell the fight club girls?
and the police out of our school.
You know, and we need to make money
Oh.
Ha-ha, yes. Uh, solid work.
That's aggressive.
-Thank you. -She got in!
was a boy or a girl.
A drink?
Smart. Everyone get your Pap smears.
Okay, well, is that a regular "Open your eyes," or a diet?
I'm Magdalena. Magda.
I'm Alice.
rather than punishment.
Ah. And apparently...
You don't have to be embarrassed.
What does the big lawyer say?
All this being a moot point because I'm clearly getting fired.
Lindsay: A mall, okay.
What, do you live here now?
Um... I did read those articles you sent on restorative justice.
Well, as a favor to you,
Mariana: Yeah. No, every-- everything's fine.
get expelled from class, it just...
-Yeah. -No kidding.
Aren't you opening this firm to help people like Jerod?
So, yeah, I'm pretty much on fire.
Uh, Mr. Matthews.
You realize you can't celebrate your birthday this year?
It's your company. Your call.
Look, she works two jobs and has three kids.
I mean, the girls quit in solidarity with me
Why the heck are you being so nice to me?
So, I brought some paint,
I'd like you to, uh, prepare a character to audition with.
Andre, don't do it! Stop it!
I mean, God knows, I have enough money.
♪ And I'm staring at the face looking back in the mirror ♪
from a job as a corrections officer in New Mexico
Hey, wait. Look. Listen.
Okay.
[all laughing]
I know, and I will.
Um, this is the third time you've rescheduled at the last minute.
-So make it funny. -Magda: Okay.
No, he's not that bad.
-Two. -Same.
Hey, great first day for most of us, huh?
No, it's not.