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[chuckles] Something tickles. Is there a mosquito on my leg?
Me- I swear I’m straight Also me any time I see a female
I'm naked all the time. You just didn't know it.
Leaving when the ogre looked away was an excellent strategy.
[grunting]
This is the first interesting thing that's ever happened to me.
Those mermaids worked me over pretty hard, sexually.
Oh. How my Charlie sparkled this morning when they heaved him into the burial pit.
If you no like, I fix.
No, it was me with my incessant do it, do it, do it, do its.
[grunts]
Well, this is odd.
[pigs squealing]
What you need is a nice, long boat ride.
- Stop! No! Don't do it! - Do it. Do it.
[swords clinking]
The plan?
No! Gosh. I don't want a magic daddy,
[gasps]
Don't you want a magic daddy?
"Uh... Should We Be Doing Something?"
Isn't there a point in everyone's life
We're running out of time. [stutters]
I must admit, the quantity of blood exceeded my expectations.
[men gasp]
I'm sorry, guys. We're gonna die and it's all my fault.
I shall apply a small measure to the scalp
Dad, you can't just cage him. Elves are jolly by nature.
Nothing's happening.
She never had a chance to say she loved me.
Do it. Do it, do it, do it!
What's the one with the salt?
That's okay. I don't listen to women
[all grunting]