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I mean, how would we even test it?
Okay.
Well, look, he was lying about his job,
which actually saves them money.
Oh, I'm... I'm not the manager.
And she believed you, which is the weirdest part
And... and how long have you been in medical school?
- Uh, a nice bottle of Scotch? - I like Scotch.
Because it had to be the face.
We need a men's small or a boys' husky.
What?
Hey, I'm there with you.
- You sure? - Yup.
- Click or cap? - Click.
not to leave the Sudafed case open,
and then one thing led to another
God, you have a creepy smile.
and you're going to die alone? 'Cause personally,
Insane. Cuckoo Bananas.
Listen, do you carry men's briefs?
It's always a two-hour fiasco about their children
Mm, I know, right?
No... well, yes, but we'd been keeping it secret.
you can't do 'cause you're in a wheelchair?
Um, if she's doing the rats,
so that should confuse them for a little bit.
I have to go put bait in the rat traps.
We're in town visiting our son.
I read in that magazine article
No, this is not a joke. I really, really hate you.
Oh, where are you going?
but I don't see how we'd enforce that.
No, I don't want it anymore.