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I'm not going to out you to your parents.
I have been working here as an employee for three years.
His fiancée?
Okay, Mom, uh, people are staring.
I'm... I'm staying.
Hey, man, I don't think it's funny,
And then talk about whatever.
Well, no more secrets.
- Sure, I guess. - Thank you so much.
I think we're actually out of bleach.
He's had to have a ton of surgeries.
Okay, whatever.
Yeah, well it's harder for you with that weak face.
It was 1987. Please, can we let it go?
This lady is going to be helping you out today.
Uh, he has lips.
- Portman? - Mm-hmm.
but I appreciate it. Have a heavenly day.
then we're happy.
It's all on clearance.
- True. - It was a cry for attention.
how no one's ever going to love you
Yeah, every time we had sex, I was horny again by noon.
- Hmm. - I used to tell my parents
Oh, God, no. Ew.
there are definitely parts of this job that I really like.
kitchen knives and garbage bags...
- I guess so. - On three.