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He has a son,
for leaving a kid at a fire station.
Um...
Toast, pills, juice. That's the order. Okay?
And it's so lonely at that hotel.
I'm a dying recovering addict.
So that, um, is in pretty good...
but I was trying to be fun... It was a joke, okay?
Ten years from now, when the girls are both off at college,
Go talk to the girls... what am I gonna say?
'Cause the truth is, when I close my eyes
- Sunday Night Football. - Hmm.
Oh, and Bradshaw sucks!
♪ And if you give me ♪
I was thinking miniature golf. Last time,
Jack.
stoned out of her gourd this time.
Trying to be funny. Okay. So if you
Come on in. We got carrots, celery,
No idea.
That's one of the great catches you'll ever see.
It's the texture of the skin, it's gross.
how... how many crackers
♪ Weed ♪
whose sole purpose in life was to be a mother.
Sex first.
And ever since she died,
And we'll order room service before.
why are you writing in your book?
saltine crackers as much as I like
- No! Is she okay? - Oh, she's fine. Yeah.
Every single one of them.
And I just...
How's that sound?
I used to watch the Steelers with my dad.
and eat burgers... No, wait... spaghetti.
- Yeah, whatever. - Yeah, well,
That we do, that we do.
So, I was used to being alone but this, you know, this...
And I don't want to talk about it now, either.
No question.
That's some pretty confusing adult stuff.
I never should have come here, that's for sure.
- Oh, no! - Yeah...
We're gonna have a nice,
using it for their who knows what?
means that I know my lines.
- He plays too much. - It's okay.
But now will have to split her time
They think the nanny will sell tickets.
Okay?
I think Cincinnati's looked a little tired...
As long as I'd sit on the floor
maybe it's 'cause I'm still singing at Froggy's
You know, four years old. Built like a tank.