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Right.
Can... can you actually just move, Tob?
in a bathroom during the Super Bowl.
No, no, call us if you need us. But don't need us.
do we want ghosts or do we not want ghosts? Because I can...
you know, and the girls, but, uh...
that I never met came to this country with a suitcase.
800 thread count sheets. I got the endless
I painted this
You need to put something in your stomach, William.
our lives are gonna be over.
This isn't the night I had planned.
Okay? What we have together, you and me.
Okay? I'm not gonna stand for anything changing between us.
and putting it in a bowl?
Well, thank you very much for involving me
Can't stop the run.
Loud, adult,
I know.
there are other crackers that I like than-than
- Mommy and Daddy are gonna die? - No. Uh...
Andy, she is a baby.
It all just sort of fits somehow.
You two? You're gonna die.
Come on. Florence Foster Jenkins.
Their logic seems sound.
I'll make a list for you later when I get some time.
I probably shouldn't eat, either. Damn.
The man has three Super Bowl rings.
that was that guy's part of the painting and then, you know,
and one that doesn't show up completely
I...
Teach me football.
Well, that conversation went sideways, didn't it?
- Okay. - Yeah, let's do that.
I'll talk to you later.
Oh, I already hope they, uh, I hope they have that
Well, your thing...
Randall, wake the hell up.
Do you know how to read?
Hey, Sid and Nancy, will you two take it outside?
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - living in our house for free.
- Yes. - It's a little too far.
I don't know.
Annie likes the red 'cause I don't get that wrong.
You know? And even though it's not very big, the painting,
He said you just go up and over
Every time.
♪ And you show me a sign ♪
It's not good.
You know, it doesn't ma... it doesn't matter, it's...
There she is! Do you see her?
We will eat burgers in bed.
but I'm still rationing, so if I have a saltine,
let's give it like, 30 more seconds.
You know what we need to be doing?
That's ballsy.
But then the baby's screaming bloody murder, I'm screaming
- thank you for the jicama. - What...
And I shouldn't have.
Then why did you agree to come over?