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And then they won the Super Bowl.
Mommy.
You know, a son wouldn't totally suck.
but it's the future now, Bec, and I want kids.
safety blitz and he goes up top.
Okay.
Tell you what. You got a great voice.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's easy for you to say, right?
Nothing.
Yeah, I painted this because I felt like the play
I mean, it's kind of beautiful, right,
and I didn't talk too much.
I am not enough for you.
- Yeah. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
No.
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say
- Shooter, Kate. - Hey.
Yeah, babe. I got to move. Froggy's wants me to sing
then I have the ten crackers on my plate,
Yeah. It's a really nice TV...
Yeah.
Okay.
need to play somewhere else.
What's happening in this story?
That's great. That's your team, right?
Gracie's Jessica's mom, which is kind of cool.
I got to go talk to the girls.
and whether or not it gets broken into by some kids
Sauer, gets wide, get it,
he let me sit
How do I say this politely?
My man.
staring at my father as he stares at the television.
26 is having a tough day.
like a... like a... like an owl in a Pixar movie,
Bradshaw won MVP.
and I feel like crap.
So, uh, you know,
I know how old I am!
- Since now. - Yeah.
- Hey. - Okay.
The girls will love it.
uh, coming with a fake
That way we will finish our loud adult shower sex
who has a son,
if you think about it, the fact that just because
I liked the one where you lose the baby.
Like, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for football.
So...
And it doesn't have to be marathon sex.
One of them played a nanny on TV.
that the MVP for this contest
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I need you to talk me down.
other crackers. So, I might not like
Probably just me, right?
Oh, I kind of do, too.
Breakfast in bed?
but so, what I'll do
so what I've been finding to be really helpful
- Me neither. - Since when?
Bradshaw's got time...
She was always away on business, so I was used to being alone,
You want to do this now? Okay. Let's do it.
- Hmm? - We're listening.
It's still too far. I can tell by the way you...
Okay, listen, relax.
You're a freakin' bum.
This girl, right here.
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.
It's bedtime, girls.
Look at that picture.
I definitely never saw myself having kids.
to fall asleep afterwards watching House Hunters.
I-I think that's... that's a win.