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Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.
I'd like that too.
I doubt it, but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.
I've been living with your son too long. Gotten into some bad habits.
- Five. - Oh, well, at that age...
Do you know where I was all morning?
...you're gonna lick the salt...
It's cold.
Can I make you a cup of tea?
It's just temporary. I pay rent.
She was right, you know.
And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.
I wasn't slugger anymore.
- Please don't go there, Howard. - You know, I understand...
...suggesting that he has no personal relationship with the caller.
Tell me about it.
Leonard, I had no idea your siblings were so much more successful than you.
Penny, come on. We were just finding our sound.
What's the point of my seeing it?
- Steeped three minutes? Two-percent milk? - Yes. Yes.
An outmoded theory, of course.
Leonard, it's 1:00. Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1:00?
When you banging the hot chick next door
Common complaint among men.