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Sure thing, sweetie.
Before I heard the siren song of residential real estate, I was bitten by the rub bug.
Surprising?
What's the problem here, boys?
I can't believe- You're the most selfish, shallow-
No, honey, it wasn't like that. No, we didn't mean-
in their private little club?
Okay, wow. I guess I owe you an apology.
It just slipped out. Those are the worst three words I could say to Phil.
Well, I think that there's only really one question.
I haven't told her yet. I wanted to talk to you first.
Ay. You still don't feel very good?
All right, everybody, relax! We're fine! We're fine!
After I gave it to you.
Okay, okay. Only you could make my friendship with Gloria into something ugly.
Congratulations, sir. You're destroying America.
That question? It was like a hate crime.
Don't pigeonhole us. We can be both.
Oh. Hey, there's that trucker that I talked to. Hey!
He said that they were last season.
Yeah, yeah. But we're workin' on it.
And we're scared! And we're tilted at a 30 degree angle!
# Hey, hey #
Hey, there are no cars behind us. Go. Gun it!
I'm a little sensitive about it.
Geez, I just worked that out.
Just the two of them, no one else allowed in.
ls there an issue here?
- Dad, you're gonna kill yourself. - I got it.
All our family photos...
Oh, take this phone away from me.
It's Reuben's helicopter.
Who's the tube dude?
when your house burns down.
I'm gonna do it.
I do not have mommy issues.