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Why don't you wait and go at the movies?
No, I can't trust him. He gets insane. I won't enjoy myself.
- Why shouldn't I go here? - Well, you know.
...and they said you were released on Monday.
Come on. There's no cops up here. Nail it. Give it some gas.
- Yeah? - Prognosis Negative.
...in a movie theatre increase the enjoyment?
...you find onboard here.
- No, milk. - I'm telling you. The guy's a drunk.
Oh! I tell you what.
Did he leave a phone number or address?
I'd always think, even if he thinks the mirror is another room...
- Do you-? - So-
- You're breaking up? - Oh, yeah.
- You pick it up? - Well, you have to.
- Well, how do you know? - I have an instinct for these things.
Hey, I'm sorry. I can't watch the dog tonight.
- About what? - Ellen.
He's going everywhere.
And I open up the windows, and if you're still not satisfied...
- We knew you were upset- - From now on...
Give me that sneaker, you stupid idiot.
If I could have seen it with her, fine.
Yes, that's true...
- The dog? - I'm sure it's only for a day or two.
Lemon Lift.
It was weird because George and I get along so great...
Jerry gargles? That why he takes so long?
- ... and people's availabilities. - She'll still see it.
On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs...
How about if you and George go to the movies...
Prognosis negative
No, I can't. I gotta watch Farfel. You and George can go without me.
Ponce de Leon?
We're supposed to ruin the night because she wants to see it?
So why do you call me six times a day?
...and get you to a hospital.
Travelling, of course, is the best education.