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Thanks for saying that... Out loud.
When we both left work.
I already know who I'll hire.
The gig is up, gennifer.
Gillian!
Energy.
Not for her sake but for ours.
But I don't want everybody knowing about it.
Oh, no, they're out of that cute leopard print
Gillian! And judy's.
Dad, you're drunk. That door was shut. Dad, you're drunk.
Because I'm you.
We'll always be here, cassie, right here, no matter what.
There have been rumors about layoffs? [ clears throat ]
I'll go to these functions and deliver an upbeat view
Just so we're clear, there are no massive layoffs going on.
He wants east assburg.
Still half a million short. Damn.
I need to dry out and get my family back.
Uh, if they can't stop talking about layoffs, do some layoffs.
[ normal voice ] or me! [ as benjy ] or me!
Everyone knows that's just stacked pubic hair, benjy.
I kind of am.
"no, not same!"
Oh, it's a bottomless fondue pot,
[ normal voice ] probably what mer said.
[ laughs ] let's just put her in a coma.
Remember that ass-clenchingly precarious balance sheet?
I promise.
You git!
Of course.
You need help. You're going to die.
Okay, this is very important.
Then they tell three, and it's three cubed.
He's an angel.
She's, like, totally freaked out
That goddamn cat's right.
It's gonna be okay.
Eastfield? No one would buy eastfield.