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[ whirring resumes ]
I'll start the hiring process straightaway.
[ purring ]
And the majority of people would have a big problem with that.
That cat's a freak.
♪ wins a fight, unique like pearls ♪
Well, that went well. You did great.
Man: Relax.
Anyway, there's your 12 bucks, right there.
Hold it up like you were.
Super perfect way to describe him. Benjy can fill in the gaps
Whew.
[ music fades ]
[ thinking ] I was made for this.
You know cassie always shuts that door when she gets home.
At exactly 19:56 with judy's outfit.
We messed up the reason we were here --
You're both drunk.
[ guitar plays softly ]
♪♪
It'd look like they discriminate against majorities.
And now I'm fired! [ grunts ]
Did you -- reinforce the pits and tits?
I don't know where or how or why or how,
[ wristwatch beeping ] finally, a female ceo. It's time.
Good morn-- oh! Oh, my god!
I'll find him.
Am I in trouble here?
I have a property so deep in assburg,
[ deep voice ] I'm all judy's assistants!
Carry the 2, and -- blammo -- we hit zero. Thank god.
Got it?
[ audience "ohhs" ] we live in amazing times.
[ grunts ] hyah! [ normal voice ] oh, my --
Which will lead to massive layoffs. I'll take notes.
Cassie, how many times do I have to tell you
Rumor has it, the boss is looking for some night help.
Then, someone falsely claims birdgirl injures them