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I don't need to sacrifice my job for a man.
Half a mil in the black.
Until a corpse dog sniffs me out
Then those three become nine,
[ grunts ]
Because she stores them in her pants.
Aw, gillian.
[ gasps ] [ door buzzes ]
They might rise up, take the power
Morning, all. Good morning.
♪ birdgirl! ♪
"good evening, riders.
Droning on about the not-layoffs.
[bleep] it! We're all at risk!
But he doesn't, because he's a cat.
[ men chuckling ] [ grunting ]
Birdgirl: Whoa!
Maybe this will stop all the employee rumors about layoffs.
[ can opener whirring ]
Whoa-ho, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I remain at the ready.
♪ when I'm alone ♪
Okay, great, now birdgirl gets an all-night assistant.
Plus, it smells like beans.
I'm gengillian.
[ yawns ] energy.
A networking event for businesswomen, run by men.
Ugh. Hi, benjy.
♪ hey, who's the girl that saves the world? ♪
[ as benjy ] no, there is no birdgirl.