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Before she can blink those big eyes, I'm stabbing her.
- Nick. - Call me Julius Pepperwood, please.
You're the deer in his story.
It's my one thing.
[GRUNTS]
Well, it's because of what you taught me.
How you doing, man, I'm Julius Pepperwood.
- That is not a doodle. - What are you, the doodle police?
Nick's never been pogoed directly. You did get his pizza once.
[YODELING] Look at that notebook
Well, of course I listened, you were a good teacher.
- Is it my pies? Are they too tart? - Pies can't be a pogo, okay?
This week I gave them an assignment. Write whatever you want.
What is this amateur hour?
- Why didn't you say that before? - Don't wanna be a know-it-all.
[HUMMING]
Edgar lives with his mother. Of course he does.
NICK: I was right. - Oh, my God.
That'll work too.
- Okay, these are my... ...freaking SWAT sign language.
"She had zombie legs that went on for miles.
Exhibit D. He did this.
Shh.
Jessica Day calls it a must-read.
- While I diddle myself." - Excellent.
Cut my toenails. And the soaking really worked. Look.
No.
You had a breakthrough.