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-Did you say something? -Huh?
She's branding the two of you as a power couple.
-[Broadway] Yeah, I think we should. -Yeah.
I put his ass in the spotlight so I'mma take some of that too.
What's up, dude?
-[Lavette] Yeah. -Yeah, I don't think talking is
and you look better than all of my friends' moms.
[Drea] Really?
Yeah.
I guess you could. I mean, I...
Do I look like a loser to you?
but I don't think any rational person would think
"Breadwinner" has the word "winner" in it.
But who cleaned your room?
You-- You keep us hostage to your wokeness.
Check that shit at the door, dude.
Well, what?
-I don't want to use the word "jealous"-- -But you just did.
♪ With your energy ♪
I mean, I haven't slept for 15 years.
because they're for newborn infants.
Did you have to say that you're a lawyer?
I got against a children's hospital.
♪ You either with me or ♪
-You're, like, the king of competition. -Can I please finish?
that, um, there should be a competition between you guys.
[sighs] We're not supposed to be going back and forth. Let's just keep going.
Dawg, do you have to call my wife a whore?
-God, you are so ignorant. -Bitch, you ignorant.
I do. She's very expensive.
It's personal branding.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was trying to do it, but-- What does it matter, dude? We're here.
Well, how long did you think it'd take? And what'd you think she'd be doing?
Anyway, I represent two of the wives
It's fucking exhausting.
to help you create your own narrative.
For what it's worth, Mom,
-and answer a couple questions for me? -Yes. I'm sorry.
But...
I mean, I wouldn't, but...
She could've killed somebody! Things are made out of dairy!
So you're saying he's going to kill his wife.
What you got up on the agenda today?
This is relationship insurance.
as small as you possibly--
How-- How is little Broadway?
One thing I hate? Fucking crying at work.
I'm not saying I don't understand people growing and maturing
really more than three months for any of you guys.
Spoken like a true breadloser.
being in my heels all day running around in court,
Of course.
Yeah, I'm--
-Seriously, let's get into the story. -[Nelson] All right.
But I mean, she's great, and super cute.