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-["Restless Year" playing] -♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪
I still get like that sometimes.
You broke up with your boyfriend?
penis, and then she doesn't wanna speak to me.
[sighs]
♪ I wanna try your clothes on ♪
Oh! Sorry. Um...
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
What are you doing?
♪ Sha-la-la, ooh, la, ooh, la, ooh-ooh ♪
You're particularly odd today.
-Otis, don't walk away. -Just go home, Mum.
This is about you two.
♪ But since you've been gone ♪
Can you do that?
[normal voice] Hello.
Go on, then. Do your thing.
♪ Go away, go away, go away, go away... ♪
♪ Don't tell me anything I don't wanna hear ♪
If you don't like yourself,
That might be fun.
♪ And I'll be at your side forever more ♪
[Otis] I'm gonna...
How fabulous.
Adam, what the fuck, man?
-[laughs] We just got invited to a party! -Ssh!
-No, no, no! -Why aren't you excited?
-just by the way they walk. -She does, it is awesome.
Suck Suck
I'm extremely busy with work and raising my son,
♪ Yeah, I knew everything Gonna be all right ♪
They do it for money or status.
did you know that humans are not the only species to perform fellatio?
-Go talk to Anwar. -Oh, I can't. I'm too nervous.
I mean, this is great, I think we're making...
[sighs]
[gasps] Scandalous.
Anyone got any STIs?
She wants my giant dick.
-Don't be irrational. -Irrational?
Doesn’t he remind you of someone?
Uh, what about me?
Oof!
Speak English, Care Bear Man.
♪ Ooh, la, ooh ♪
♪ He wears dark glasses ♪
What makes a good therapist?
I'm kinda doin' it right now.
-Poor guy. -[Eric laughs]
Um... What does this mean?
Really bad.
It’s all very confusing, Mrs. Jean.
[laughter]
Word of mouth, I guess.
♪ I gotta wear shades ♪
-Sometime this week? -Look, Harry,
-[girl yells] -[boy groans]
[Sam] All I want is to have sex like a normal person,
Well, at the zoo, I once saw a chinchilla fellate itself...
Hey, I think we're gonna have to go home,
But neither of you are listening.
5.28, thanks.
[country music playing]
It's about them, and it needs to feel like a conversation.
Hello...
[bleep]
-Okay. Roberts it is. -[sighs]
And? Apparently, last time, Warhammer Tom drank 14 Jägerbombs
Is there someone special that you're going to meet tonight?
-[buzzing] -[sighs]