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So, uh... regroup on Monday?
I'm hiding from my boyfriend.
I think so, yeah.
-Well, how come she can ring it? -Well, she's not you, is she?
-Oh, this is gonna be funny. -It better be.
Hey! Come on, we're gonna slay! Come! Come, come, come.
[door closes]
Descriptive words, Tim?
Mum?
-Do I have to look at her? -[Maeve] No.
You're not invited. Fuck off.
Okay. Whew! Great, fantastic.
That's... I've seen people do it in films.
["F**k All The Perfect People" playing]
♪ I'm doin' all right Gettin' good grades ♪
["Sha La La La Lee" playing]
No, I did not.
No problemo. [chuckles]
-Right. Well, I'm gonna go. -Why are you talking to him?
-[gate whirring] -Here goes.
Yes. I don't know, maybe.
Yeah. Is that okay?
Sorry about, um... before, there.
You give advice, not traumatize people.
Go on. One more.
Uh, where he goes, I go.
[sighs] It's one of my mum’s recent conquests.
[teacher] Well, then, you'll be a expert, won't you, Trimble?
And then he just goes on and on and on.
Didn't Maeve tell you? I just-- I don't wanna say it again.
Uh, good convo, guys. Did not shit myself.
That poor girl just wanted to know how to suck a dick.
Well, Maeve cares, so...
-[Eric chuckles] Mm. -Um... So we're back on.
-[girl sobbing] Oh, my neck. -Oh!
She's better than popular, because she's cool.
Nope. Are you?
[yells]
Come on, you know you want to.
♪ And they're only gettin' better ♪
-[both] Nietzsche. -I'm all right!
I'm Eric, his numero uno, so to speak.
Because you’re embarrassing.
-Bats have been know to partake-- -What do bats have to do with this?
I heard his ex broke up with him because he wouldn't finger his bumhole.
[chanting] Suck, suck, suck a dick!
and I really hope that you find what you're looking for.
Very normal. Boring, in fact. Utterly platonic.
Dude, where’s my hat?
but with buttons done up wrong. [chuckles]
Your turn. Tell me about Kate.
Mm? Mm-hm, mm-hm!
Sorry for wasting your time.
-Not really. -Me neither.
Hot tubs aren't really my thing.
-Actually, that's it. -That's it.
♪ Pushin' buttons I always ignore ♪